Graevling@feddit.dk to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 11 days agoMy apple formed a natural C on itfeddit.dkimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down18
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imageMy apple formed a natural C on itfeddit.dkGraevling@feddit.dk to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square56linkfedilink
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·11 days agoYou know what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up86·11 days agoFinding half a worm in your apple.
minus-squareGargleBlaster@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 days agoI’m not sure. Could be that the worm activates the immune system and draws immune cells towards the generally more immune suppressive cancer
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 days agoFinding cancer in your cancer worm?
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 days ago 9-11 Jeeze donʻt laugh at 9-11 https://www.youtube.com/embed/VkSMSbFV_q0
minus-squareQuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 days agoFinding a worm in your brain?
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 days agoNah that just gets you a cabinet position
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 days agoNo, that gives you a nice job in the us department of health.
minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 days agoFinding a worm in my tequila?
minus-squareGiantChickDicks@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoIt’s not, actually. All tequilas are a type of mezcal, technically, but not all mezcals are tequilas. Authentic tequilas never have a worm in the bottle, only mezcals. Liquor semantics, haha.
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoHuh, Til. I like both then, even though I don’t really drink anymore.
You know what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Cancer
Finding a worm in your cancer?
I’m not sure. Could be that the worm activates the immune system and draws immune cells towards the generally more immune suppressive cancer
Finding cancer in your cancer worm?
Oh shit
The Holocaust.
9-11
Jeeze donʻt laugh at 9-11
https://www.youtube.com/embed/VkSMSbFV_q0
Finding a worm in your brain?
Nah that just gets you a cabinet position
No, that gives you a nice job in the us department of health.
Finding half a worm in your brain.
Finding a worm in my tequila?
Nah, that’s a score
No, that’s a mezcal.
Is mezcal not a tequila?
It’s not, actually. All tequilas are a type of mezcal, technically, but not all mezcals are tequilas. Authentic tequilas never have a worm in the bottle, only mezcals.
Liquor semantics, haha.
Huh, Til. I like both then, even though I don’t really drink anymore.