cm0002@literature.cafe to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 days agoNo thanks, Honey isn't veganlemmy.mlimagemessage-square177linkfedilinkarrow-up1691arrow-down121cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1670arrow-down1imageNo thanks, Honey isn't veganlemmy.mlcm0002@literature.cafe to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 days agomessage-square177linkfedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarenwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoMy smartwatch only shows my uptime, not the actual time. They’ll love that.
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoYour uptime? As in the time since you woke up? Or were born? Or your watch’s uptime?
minus-squaresompreno@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 days agoThey already knew because of your socks
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoThat’s what a honeypot would say.
“I use Arch, by the way”
My smartwatch only shows my uptime, not the actual time. They’ll love that.
Your uptime? As in the time since you woke up? Or were born? Or your watch’s uptime?
My arch box’s uptime.
They already knew because of your socks
That’s hot
That’s what a honeypot would say.
I’ll accept that.