In the grim darkness of the 18th Century there is only Sharpe.

My CV vs whatever the heck turned up to the office this morning.

Somebody who worked here before tried to do functional in C# by passing delegates into methods instead of injecting interfaces into constructors, across hundreds of repositories. This is why clever people should not be allowed to write code.

Madison - son of Matthew.

I can’t figure out why such reprehensible people would support Likud’s policies. What a mystery.

We bring Edison to the present with a Time Machine and he goes about sabotaging all the accused machines with his rival’s name so that they spontaneously combust in the street.

The ACA is the best he could do. It’s not like a US President can just go around like a wrecking ball ignoring all established law and checks and balances.

SVN is fine for most corporate workflows. Your project is probably not anything like Linux.

You need a USB C “Power Ctrl+Z” key. Unlike the regular Ctrl+Z key one of these bad boys is capable of reversing edits across system reboots until as far back as when you originally plugged it in.

I may be older but I know how to take a selfie without my phone in it.

At uni I did a lot of my Java coursework in notepad, then I’d have to take it into a computer lab on a floppy, tar it and upload it to a unix terminal so it could be emailed to the professor. Java syntax with only the command line compiler is not fun.

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

I mean, if you’re on 4chan…

I also think about this a lot.

This is why Doctor Who has a time and space machine. Also because the BBC didn’t have the effects budget to show him flying around.

A lot of male characters in games kind of look like they’re compensating for something. I’ll play any character type though - like the variety.

The fuck is a fluid ounce?

They’re explicitly a centre-right party though. Having a two party system is jokes in this day-and-age (presumably why MAGA replaced it with your new one-party system).

I like the idea that all Spider-man films are just remakes of the first Sam Raimi one, like that production company who only had the rights to make Bond as long as it was Thunderball.

My delivery manager says he committed to a date. I’m a software engineer - I never commit to anything, and certainly not dates.