Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts has opted to skip his team’s visit to the White House on Monday, bucking a tradition for winners of the Super Bowl dating back to the 1980s.
The ones going better stick close together or they might find themselves in Guantanamo Bay.
Fly away Eagles, fly.
They probably heard Guatamala bay and would volunteer to go there
Pretty gross it’s just one of them not attending. Fuck those guys.
The White House told NBC News that Hurts and other players not attending the celebration have “scheduling conflicts.”
Mfer, I’m supposed to hate on everything about the eagles.
Go birds.
Call me the Dude, because I hate the fuckin’ Eagles. Good for Jalen Hurts, though. I mean, I don’t know if he’s making a political statement or he just doesn’t like Big Macs, but, either way, cool.
