PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoBread is love, bread is lifelemmy.worldimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up177arrow-down1imageBread is love, bread is lifelemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square79fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months agoThis is incorrect. Butter, jam, marmalade, honey, relish, mayonnaise, and mustard are what make life worth living. Bread is like air: a medium that is difficult to enjoy on its own, but necessary so that we can have the truly good things.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoFound the heretic Give me a loaf of bread, and I will eat it and be happy. End of story. Condiments are nice conditionally, but bread is always fantastic
minus-squaredditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoAnd freshly baked bread smells and tastes orgasmic
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoYou should look for better bread. It exists.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoBetter bread is bested by buttered bread.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoBread is bested by buttered bread, better bread is bested by buttered bread, but better bread bests buttered better bread.
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoYou’ve never bitten into a fresh, still-warm loaf of homemade sourdough just a few minutes out of the oven, have you… Truely good bread can be eaten completely alone and taste amazing.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWhy waste my time when I can slather it with something delicious?
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou are a lost soul…
This is incorrect.
Butter, jam, marmalade, honey, relish, mayonnaise, and mustard are what make life worth living.
Bread is like air: a medium that is difficult to enjoy on its own, but necessary so that we can have the truly good things.
Found the heretic
Give me a loaf of bread, and I will eat it and be happy. End of story.
Condiments are nice conditionally, but bread is always fantastic
And freshly baked bread smells and tastes orgasmic
It’s okay to be wrong
You should look for better bread. It exists.
Better bread is bested by buttered bread.
Bread is bested by buttered bread, better bread is bested by buttered bread, but better bread bests buttered better bread.
You’ve never bitten into a fresh, still-warm loaf of homemade sourdough just a few minutes out of the oven, have you…
Truely good bread can be eaten completely alone and taste amazing.
Why waste my time when I can slather it with something delicious?
You are a lost soul…