Ohh no, you don’t want to start a shit off!
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Cake day: June 11th, 2023
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Are you gonna argue with a pants shitter?
9·8 days agoComputer needs practice to get program right.
3·9 days agoLook out, San Diego!
What am I seeing here?
It’s a really strong lock. It has to be.
might drink and
drivegallop
Don’t do catnip. Not even once.
The meh humour cheapens the tiddies.
Without a fan he will become uncomfortable and begin to smell
1·13 days agono way to verify it isn’t beyond “trust me bro” and I don’t trust them
If the verification service is structured like oauth, then the request could be passed through the browser as signed plaintext. You could verify that the requesting site is only passing a minimum age request to the service. That would be as straightforward as viewing the interaction in your browser’s debug tooling.
If you say that you don’t trust the signature, and that it could be used to smuggle identifying information across, there’s a couple of ways to deal with that: open source and audited provider governed by legislation; information theory that would show personally identifying information wouldn’t fit into a field of that size; and “personal auditing” where you can try throwing data at the service to see if you can trick it into accepting invalid input (that really goes with the previous point, because the only field you can usefully vary is the signature).
I can’t speak to Germany’s system, but there’s no need for a site to tell the verification service its identity. If it just asks “is the current session authenticated to someone over 16” and gets an answer back. Identity of both parties remains secret.
And no real humour. I realize it’s in the eye of the beholder, but this stuff is just meh with tiddies.
With a 70% non-compliance rate, that isn’t entirely surprising.
Platforms are even less likely to implement real reforms that the author alludes to.
The platforms aren’t complying with the law:
Of the parents who reported their child had an account on each platform prior to 10 December 2025, around 7 in 10 reported that their child still had an account on Facebook (63.6%), Instagram (69.1%), Snapchat (69.4%), and TikTok (69.3%). Around 3 in 10 reported that their child no longer had an account. One in two of these parents (48.5%) reported that their child still had an account on YouTube following the age restrictions coming into effect.
Who are the people in the last few frames? I recognize Enstein and Bob Marley, but I’m not sure who the others are.