I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.
Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking
Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos
Me: yes we do
Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have?
Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.
Boys: oh…and how much are they?
Me: all 1.25
Boys: umm thank you…
Me: anything else I can assist you with?
Boys: ummm no that was all thank you
Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
Shoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.
Thats a cheap ass dildo
They aren’t specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
They cheaped out on the flared base. It’s only slightly flared.
Man, the Jerky Boys would have made bank on YouTube.
The heaviest bowling balls are only 16 lbs. Anon has never been bowling. Anon made this up.
Can confirm, I was really into bowling in college and everyone knows 16lbs is regulation.
I usually use 14lbs, that’s the sweet spot for me for speed vs weight vs accuracy without discomfort.
