Generalized Anxiety Disorder is a bitch
What if it’s not generalized anxiety disorder?? What if it’s something worse??
You can’t do this to me
I don’t know, man. What if I can? Or someone else?? You just gotta be ready, you know?
Walking through customs at the airport
Going to Latin America: What if they planted some shit to blackmail me? Do I have enough cash? Will the US save me if I’m in prison here?
Customs agent: [Paper]? looks at it with an attitude and waves me thru
Returning to US: Shit. Did I leave that guava in my backpack? What if sugar is contraband? What if the rum was laced but I didn’t know? What if the tobacco has tobacco bugs in it? What if the limits on alcohol and tobacco are per year, and the last time I came back into the country counts for this year and now everything I’m bringing is in excess of the limit?
Customs agent: thinks this guy is such an anxious mess Welcome back! 🙂
