Messing around is how blow jobs were first invented. If we’re ever going to discover the next major sex move, we’re all going to have to do our parts and mess around a lot while we’re cleaning the starfish.
The woman does a handstand, then the man walks over and blows raspberries on her belly, as she blows raspberries on his belly. Pretty soon orgasms are flowing.
Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.
Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Why’s it called eating pussy when you’re mostly licking and fingering it?
Why’s it called French kissing when there’s no extra egg yolk included?
Wait. You guys are just messing with me, right?
Right???
I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.
… well, then again…
Messing around is how blow jobs were first invented. If we’re ever going to discover the next major sex move, we’re all going to have to do our parts and mess around a lot while we’re cleaning the starfish.
The woman does a handstand, then the man walks over and blows raspberries on her belly, as she blows raspberries on his belly. Pretty soon orgasms are flowing.
Let’s test this out!
Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.
You don’t include the egg yolk? You heathen!
It’s called French kissing because you both surrender to each other.