Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoI had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stresslemmy.worldimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down17
arrow-up1241arrow-down1imageI had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stresslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 days agoElderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up “What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 days ago*points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-26 days ago“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and notify the chef of your hog preferences”
minus-squareIceman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 days agoExperienced and ribbed for your pleasure. You dirty old man 😍
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoLOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days agoI would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.
Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
“What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”
*points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look
“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and notify the chef of your hog preferences”
Experienced and ribbed for your pleasure. You dirty old man 😍
LOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth
I would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.