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4·4 days agoGotta love how he’s holding his boarding pass
They seemed to start out in English and then realized that the Kangaroo could understand them
Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?
great answer
Love the sign in the background.
LOL
All very specific which is good. Could have added “swallows and enjoys it”
I have actually done this to entertain my girl friend. I use 2 pieces of string. On near the base and one near the head. I make it jump around and also do a good ventriloquist routine. So I have it talking to my girlfriend and the voice really sounds like it is coming from the head of my penis.
good hygiene. And after jerking off who wants their penis sticking to their underwear
It’s good protein and should slowly dissolve on your tongue. Also helps keep your teeth shinny and white
correct
When he did that I thought it was going to immediately give the pope a full head of blond hair
yep. Jcloud - It’s the special one that Jesus uses
I still remember Archie Bunker saying, “of course god is white”
Forgot to add that I was ready to order one because it was “realistic” but then when I realized it came with a scrotum I bought 2 of them.
He was laughing because just before this picture was taken jesus was telling jokes. He bit down on his robe to stop laughing because jesus was now getting mad and it wasn’t appropriate to laugh.
lol