The amazing thing is, that would actually solve all three situations.
In a bloody, slaughter sort of way, but still. Solved.
Wolves would have to be real hungry though
Limit it to atrocities against nature and i’m game.
Greedy CEOs? You better believe it : wolves!
Just release them straight into the board meetings.
Undercook fish? Wolves. Overcook chicken? Wolves. Miss a dentist appointment without cancelling? Wolves.
Wolves? More wolves.
Dr wolves instead of dr bees. “Today on international bring a shit ton of wolves to work day”
Wanna lose weight? That’s right; Wolves.
I have two wolves in me, and they’re both fat-asses.
I’m a little concerned about the wolves… in you 😳
Considering they’re on yiffit, that may well be a reasonable concern.
I mean, as long as all the beasts involved are consenting adults, what do I care 😜
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Weight loss aficionados have to shop at wolf-infested grocery stores.
All the healthy stuff eaten by wolves leaving the packaged chocolate bars near the entrance/exit as the safest untouched items you can grab before the wolves get to them/you… I see no flaws in this plan.
Believe it or not, there’s a relevant xkcd
Sometimes I wonder how some people look at a topic and know that there is a relevant xkcd and exactly which one.
I don’t know about people in general, but in my case it’s a simple case of me thinking “that reminds me of something”, then figuring out that what it reminds me of is an xkcd comic, and then finding the comic 🤷
In this case, it was pretty much inevitable since it’s one of my all time favorites 😁
Xkcd is the rule34 of information
there’s always a relevant xkcd
Because of course there is. It’s a good one too. Lol
This one is honestly baffling 🤣
lmao didn’t know this one
One of my absolute favorites 😄🥰
I am pro wolf gyang
What’s this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by wolves?
A large influx of wolves ought to put a stop to that!
Got the bottom of a 100 step staircase this morning to a coyote staring me down not budging. My instinct was to snarl and howl. More wolf. Solves everything.
Wolfs do seem to be the answer to a lot of problems.
Reminds me of one of my friends who is in his 50s and still obsessed with wolves like an elementary school kid. He non-ironically wears lots of wolf t-shirts and has his house decorated with tacky posters of them, etc.
I roll my eyes at it, but he’s pretty fun to hang out with.
I would have rolled my eyes at it in my 20s but I’m feeling it in my 40s.
20s’s me: “well how are wolf posters going to help you get ahead in life?”
40’s me: “I dont care if you have sex with a taxidermied wolf, everyone has hobbies its all good.”
Funny. In my 20s I didn’t give a shit about getting ahead in life, more like getting head in life. So I would have been dismissive of wolf shit for that reason among others.
40s me to 40s you- fuck yeah go for it, let that freak flag fly!
Too many wolves? Believe it or not, release more wolves.
Exactly what I was thinking of.
So true. IIRC about 40% of Yellowstone wolf mortalities are from other wolves in territorial disputes (stat either from the books „The Killing of Wolf Number 10“ or „Wolf Nation”).
Releasing more wolves is a possible solution to too many wolves.
Wolf Nation
Or as it’s known amongst fans of teen bestiality: Team Jacob
Too much gun violence, release wolves with guns.
Wolves with laser beams attached to their heads!
Frickin lasers.
I only got ill-tempered sea bass. No wolves with frickin lasers.
Release Omega level Wolfs
Wolves can help you lose all of your weight.
