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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
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  • Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world
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    Head on collisions not interesting enough? Try adding cacti to your dashboard!

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      don’t forget the increased humidity in the car

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        The plants will die long before that. Is there a plant abuse hotline?

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        What do you imagine that will do to the vehicle?

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          Deteriorate headliner backing, steering wheel, shift knob, fabric door panel adhesive, armrest, makes every surface tacky to the touch and leaves goobery gunk on all the touchable surfaces

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            Bro, those are succulents. They get watered like once a week, tops. They’re not going to affect the humidity to such a degree that it causes deterioration.

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              In an enclosed space they’re gonna cook and release all the moisture inside of them.

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                How long till they are soft enough to eat?

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            How do you think vehicles in humid places last? Lol.

            It’s also going to do no more damage than having a hot coffee. People come up with wild things sometimes.

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              How do you think vehicles in humid places last? Lol.

              All of the things I described have happened to two cars I’ve had in the past that each had a trunk leak. Beyond directly problematic sources of moisture, I live where humidity is frequently over 90%. Humidity damage is real.

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    *reaches for parking brake

    *grabs cactus

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    Can you imagine an airbag ramming a cactus down your throat?

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    Hate your wife? Turn your front airbag into a claymore!

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