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ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

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I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    You guys can’t suck you own dicks?

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      Look, guy has grown a tail!

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        It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don’t get me started with elevators.

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          more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail.

          Eating in public must be really weird for you.

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            Fine for me. Weird for everyone else.

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