Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
You say that like it’s a bad thing
Hehehe
Stop shattering my dreams!!!
You guys can’t suck you own dicks?

Look, guy has grown a tail!
It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don’t get me started with elevators.
Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.
(Also some positives. Don’t quote me on this)
I don’t know. I think if we could all do that we’d just have new problems, like never leaving the house.
Already happening though.
You don’t have to do it in your home.
Seems impolite to do it in public.
Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.
Yeah, like finding out you could didn’t fuck anybody up…
No
I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.
What do you mean?
I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷♂️
Dong bong?
Hookahwck
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