• Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
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    22 hours ago

    The boobs on the left are nice to look at, but the ones on the right daaaayum that’s nice. Because of our societal expectation of bras at all times for all women, when you see boobs like on the left it’s because a woman has chosen to be vulnerable and it’s extra intimate.

    The boobs on the left are boobs you get to see, the ones on the right are the boobs you might get to touch!

  • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    At first I read it as “800 lbs” and didn’t understand anything. Only a day later, after revisiting the post and reading comments, it clicked.

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    2 days ago

    I can’t honestly understand the issue.

    So i’ll just keep looking until i’ll figure it out.

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      Well, see, that makes you a mature human being.

      Now, for a moment, imagine that instead of that, you’re an insecure, Andrew Tate fan, misogynistic little manlet who’s never seen a tit in his life, finally getting called back to HER place, where SHE takes off her top, and her previously perfectly perky looking tits are now… sagging. You’re feeling confounded, gobsmacked, befuddled, straight up bamboozled! These aren’t like the tits you’ve seen in porn! In fact this female, having seen your worth, decided to beguile you, faking perfect tits when all she’s got are these saggy… bags…

      Now, see, a lot of men react like this when it turns out that the tits he envisioned aren’t like that at all. And it’s awful. It actually caused physical pain for me to type the above paragraph out, but it’s more important to show just how wrong some men think out there. Me? Personally, I subscribe to the ABAB mentality - All Boobs Are Beautiful. Some can be of outstanding beauty, yes, but I’m yet to see a pair of tits I wouldn’t enjoy.

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        16 hours ago

        Real, be grateful that you’re getting a chance to see them in person, instead of complaining you should just enjoy them.

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        2 days ago

        This is the position ot the VAST majority of humans on the planet. The post implies that it’s not, and is kicking in open doors.

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          You really underestimate the number of incels, unfortunately.

          On the other hand, you have an impeccable taste in friends and acquaintances.

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      2 days ago

      I don’t think there is an issue.

      If it was about a puppy seen from two different angles, I would still have an urge to stare and to hold it.

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    There are enough people who don’t know this it seems.

    I’m learning to (digitally) paint people and someone on Lemmy argued with me that the models breasts aren’t real because no breasts are like that.

    She just wasn’t wearing a bra.

    Once I posted the source image the person arguing deleted all their posts.

    They also weren’t using very respectful language towards the model and I called them on that at the same time.

  • K9life@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Is this about natural looking beautiful breasts? I personally love the second pic. Or am I missing something here?

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).

    All boobies are spectacular, especially yours if’n you got ‘em.

  • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world
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    Too many guys appreciating boobs are scaring away the women that this message is probably really intended for. It’s body acceptance and positivity for busty women

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    It’s pretty rare for natural breasts, even on a 20 year old, to look like inflated spherical balloons.

    The round breast… yeah that’s all bras and padding. Or implants.

    Clothing has been used to press the breast into unnatural shapes for so long, people seem to think that’s what they actually are supposed to look like.

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      or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape

      exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob

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      And now booties. I’m seeing grannies walking around with some dubiously springy cake.