The Performance variant of the Seal is a proper rocket ship.

But then who would I condescendingly windmill dunk on?

Goodmouth…

Ewwww

The fact that you used the word “Cringe” means the song probably came out before you were born.

Kids these days think they invented pop culture references…

Real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em.

The Offspring just pingpong all over the fucking place really.

Thats the formal version.

“High Strayan”

In Australia “Hows it going?” Or more accurately “Howzitgarn?”

The following are quotes from the Guy Ritchie film “Revolver” see if any of this sounds like the last 12 years in America…

“IN EVERY GAME AND CON THERE IS ALWAYS AN OPPONENT AND THERE IS ALWAYS A VICTIM.”

“RULE #1: “IF YOU WANT TO GET SMARTER, PLAY A SMARTER OPPONENT.”

RULE #2: “THE MORE SOPHISTICATED THE GAME, THE MORE SOPHISTICATED THE OPPONENT.”

“THE BIGGER THE ENVIRONMENT, THE EASIER THE CONTROL.”

“THE OPPONENT SIMPLY DISTRACTS THEIR VICTIM BY GETTING THEM CONSUMED WITH THIER OWN CONSUMPTION.”

“THE BIGER THE TRICK, THE OLDER THE TRICK, THE EASIER IT IS TO PULL.”

“YOU BELIEVE IT CAN’T BE THAT OLD, AND IT CAN’T BE THAT BIG FOR SO MANY PEOPLE TO HAVE FALLEN FOR IT.”

“EVENTUALLY WHEN THE OPPONENT IS CHALLENGED OR QUESTIONED, IT MEANS THE VICTIM’S INVESTMENT AND THUS, HIS INTELLIGENCE IS QUESTIONED. NOONE CAN ACCEPT THAT, NOT EVEN TO THEMSELVES.”

“YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND A GOOD OPPONENT IN THE VERY LAST PLACE YOU WOULD EVER LOOK.”

“yOu WoUlDnT dOwNlOaD a cUnT.”

You cant pirate pussy, and we all know how gamers feel about subscription models.

Twinkle?

Thats charitable.

Give me a clicky pen or give me death!

He doesnt have the power to do lots of things he is doing.

It wouldnt be any good for speed runs on an OG console. But I’m using all those re-release mini consoles so they are effectively emulated and not always perfectly so its ok. Best thing is I think I paid $50 for the projector brand new so its not expensive to give it a try, and even if you think it sucks theres a novelty to playing NES on a 3 meter “screen”

Good enough that I’m still a hot hand at Metal Slug.

Ive found that a cheap 1080p projector onto an unprepped painted white wall does a great job of making old crt stuff look correct.

My dad was a deadbeat, I have no idea what functional fathering looks like first hand.

I have lost my temper at my daughter and thought “That wasnt very Bandit of you.” Made myself go and apologise for raising my voice, talking about why daddy got frustrated and how she should do what I ask or listen better but that doesnt make it ok that I yelled.

God bless that glorious blue bastard for setting me a high bar to aim for.

Dont worry bro, some of us got it.

I’m not gay but Ryan Reynolds is Ryan Reynolds.