I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs.

What an idiotic OP (in the picture not you). Go into debt over a status symbol with as much utility as a $10 substitute. Yes, brilliant advice.

Right. It leaves out the fact that the paid leave precedes the gutting of all federal DEI offices.

The language in the order also encourages people to call out any activity which might mask or obscure efforts to erase DEI such as code words. Scary stuff.