We live in the age of EVERYTHING MUST BE RATED 5 STARS! Anything below that, even a 4 star review, is seen as utterly terrible.

I’ve heard there are places that will pull you in for performance reviews if a customer rates you 4 stars or below. My memory is telling that was in relation to Über, but I may be wrong.

But muh sport!

life feel 3 new 👍

No, you remove them. That’s why it’s unarmed.

You have to check her manual…

Let me do it for you

It’s more true than you think. Sexual diseases are absolutely rampant in care homes and it’s easy to see why: “So what if I get an STI? What’s it going to do, kill me? Hah!”

Pro Evo 2 is best Pro Evo.

👏 We 👏 will 👏 we 👏 will 👏 Rock you! 👏

Turkish authorities be like: “Prepare for trouble!”

That sounds like some Kojima level shit right there. Just needs a giant mech threatening a nuclear strike.

If I wasn’t boycotting America right now, I’d absolutely get one of those.

Fuck that noise. When Hitler comes knocking, you shoot first.

Poot eet een “H”!

My completely uneducated guess would say that this is the language of a country who know a few things about a Molotov Cocktail!

The closest word in my mental vocabulary which comes close to “Suomessa” is Suomi which is Finnish for Finland

Tiedämme? They tied a dam?

Muutamia has to do with a mutiny!

Asioita, I have no clue.

Then they reference the infamous Flaming Sambucca!

So Finland once staged a mutiny with fiery alcohol and a dam!

Maybe bean (I forget how to tag people in Lemmy posts) can tell me how close I was.

No, but it means you give less of a shit when you lose.

Yes, games about my instinctual longing for the mines. ⛏️

I blame Paz and his burgers.

Well he certainly got at least one of those fraudsters!

Fuck. Well I’m going to fuck the earth with my laser piss! But I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher! I’m going to piss on the MOOOOON! HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA??!?

Fuck. Is that you, Kyle Hill?