Holy shit, the president of Nintendo of America really is named Doug Bowser!
I bet you, no joke, it’s like 70% of the reason that he got the job
I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis
She*
Jay is a woman.
Huh, fair
Bluesky CEO’s name means “blue sky” in Chinese. They say it’s just a coincidence
Mmm no the character was actually based on his father, Shyguy Boo Bowser
Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child’s legal bills.
The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were “Delicious”
The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: “we should eat billionaires”, but a supermajority of 78% agreed with this one: “purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal”.
Feeling much better after this
Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.
While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/
Why on earth did this need a fact check?
This is one of the biggest wooshes I have ever seen.
Because it’s believable.
Edit: not the CEO personally delivering a cease and desist order part, but I’ve seen versions of this that aren’t as obvious.
the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough
That’s becuse its obviously a joke
I just assumed it was fake based on the community.
Oh shit. I didn’t look at the community name. Well, what’s done is done.
I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is…
Well, that too. The whole CEO personally delivering a cease and desist is a pretty big hint.
It’s not even fake, it’s just a pure joke. It doesn’t even pretend to be real, it’s just overly absurd.
It’s like posting “Here’s a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter”.
She’s actually bigger. 😌
Oh now THIS is old! I was born in the late 90s and im not confident I had hair on my balls when I first saw this.
Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!
What are the odds that a Venezuelan court would recognize a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation over intellectual property?
High considering they are both signatories on the TRIPS agreement.
Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real
Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?
Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.
There’s a chance you’ll find a bunch of illegal shrooms instead though
So is the mayor of DC. Coincidence? I think not.
It’s from 2021. The kid did make the fake Nintendo from a box, but he wasn’t given a cease and desist letter, he wasn’t sued by Nintendo, and he also didn’t receive a Nintendo. Nothing else happened.
Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.
Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they’re usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.
Also fu** Nintendo, leave my buddy Paco policía alone
Should have grinded RuneScape gold like other Venezuelans
Barb?
