Right?! And who would have a razor so close by that it would even make a convenient “Oh I’ll just use this then” bookmark? That was a weird one. I hope it wasn’t some kind of cruel joke.
On the other hand, she found like $50 once. Who knew books would be risk/reward mystery chests?
In any case, once a book is returned, it’s purged from the user’s history for privacy reasons, so… (Shrug!)
Thank you for sharing! That’s hilarious and…diabolical. 😂 I’m going to bet it would be defective books anyway hahaha. What a dude.
(Although defect books would be perfect for those crafts people sometimes do where they cut up the pages artfully or whatever hehe.)
Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?
“Previously on… Or wait, does this sound familiar? Did we jump forward instead?”
You’re thanked for that goodness!
My wife used to handle library returns. They had to examine each book for signs of bed bugs, and found interesting things used as bookmarks. Sometimes money, personal notes, or random business cards.
But I tell you, no story beat: A razor blade. Yep. Just fell right out from the pages. Naked and sharp. How’s that for chaotic evil??
(Thankfully nobody was harmed. Glad they all wore gloves!)
Oh please detail, I feel like I’m missing something. What does the mighty fool-of-a-Took man do to books!?
Legit wondering if this is the “Dead Internet” in action and we’re seeing bots just spout human-sounding reddit-like banter at each other. O.o
Eddy Gordo’s got this!