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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

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Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

  • M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca
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    Is this that pizzagate I’ve heard so much about?

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    • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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      And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.

      I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.

      Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites

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        • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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          This guy maths.

        • taiyang@lemmy.world
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          Gasp… That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.

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            Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.

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              Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I’ve just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell…

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                Then use a directed air jet

  • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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    That pizza looks good enough for Jehovah!

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    • lewdian69@lemmy.world
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      Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Is that pizza kosher at least?

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      IIRC meat and dairy together isn’t kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

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        It’s not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren’t either.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Dude’s gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

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    As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

    And if he isn’t, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

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    probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

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      I googled it and nothing interesting appeared

      • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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        DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn

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          Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

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            Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.

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            Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

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    • Not Chad McTruth@lemmy.world
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      i think thats why they said theyre afraid

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      Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that “Israel” and “Judaism” are the same thing only helps them.

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