Good for her! I hope she kicks all those rich old white guys right in the dick. Repeatedly.

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.

Lemmy is it for me. Oh and a discord server with my gaming buddies. The rest of it just feels pretty gross.

My kids already call me bruh.

It’s less satisfying now that I’m in my 40s than it was when I was in college.

Don’t forget trying to figure out how much you can eat daily! A second meal is a treat!