PaleRider

Me too… and I’m not even a Yank.

It fucking pisses me off so much seeing the thick, orange, cunt-in-chief on our news day after fucking day talking absolute bollocks on the news…

Yeah, if they don’t keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them…

Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?

Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.

I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.

On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.

Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time…

… I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.