Some good makeup can make you look fly even if if you like yourself

It’s not so cut and dry as that

The pill prevents both people from ruining their lives

I hate grass, I hate mowing it and the free time that eats. Its useless

I’m slowly deleting patches by installing garden beds and pathways with things that are useful to me and wildlife and don’t need constant maintenance.

My dream is to strip off the top layer of most of the yard and put down some grasses that don’t grow above 4-6 inches and other ground cover between my garden beds.

So not just me

Good to know I’m not the only sufferer of wife having cold feet

Holy hell, thank you for posting that

I’ve never seen that one before. My sides hurt

What the hell did I miss?

Didn’t look at the news today so honestly it could be just about anything.

If it was a meteor predicted to wipe out the planet at this point, I’d welcome it as good news

So… in other words, fake and gay

All your base

I put on my robe and wizard hat

There’s a Nicole community now?

And this is the no paywall link https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Ftechnology%2Farchive%2F2025%2F03%2Felon-musk-human-meme-stock%2F682023

Your heart’s in the right place but this is bad advice.

Teslas are still wickedly expensive to repair and there’s only the dealership who can do those repairs.

And the parts break way too often, even parts that shouldn’t break ever, like the door handles that only Tesla can replace. The cost of that can apparently be over $1k. For a door handle.

It’d be a money pit after the warranty period runs out. You’re still going to be better off with a run of the mill beater car

Until Tesla allows other shops to do repairs, those swastikars will never be economical even if you ignore the Nazi part

Your point about buying used being better for the environment also applies to older gas powered cars too, which will be easier and cheaper to repair

This dude does have a job, it’s playing whatever game that is everyday

Where have you been all my life?

This is exactly the tool I needed. Thank you so much!

Oh she’s using a new picture now?

I’ll probably get it in my inbox sooner or later

Since mastodon can interact with us, does that mean bluesky can too?

There’s an MMO I have played off and on for almost 2 decades now. I can’t even imagine how many hours I’ve accumulated, especially back when I was a kid with nothing to do but school.

Life is so much busier and way more things demanding my time as a grown-up, and I simply cannot sit in a chair like that for any long stretch of time, I get antsy.

There’s a part of me that hopes willfully ignorant parents do go to measles parties specifically because the lesson they chose to ignore will instead be learned the hard way.

On a more positive note, Wells reported that the outbreak has seemed to sway some vaccine-hesitant parents to get their children vaccinated. Just yesterday in Lubbock, over 50 children came into the city’s clinic for measles vaccines. Eleven of those children had vaccine exemptions, meaning their parents had previously gone through the state process to exempt their child from having to receive routine childhood vaccines to attend school. “Which is a really good sign; that means our message is getting out there,” Wells said.

Cat passes with flying colors by showing you his plumbers butthole

And the cutest of the bunch!