Banning cell phones in school while school shootings are a regular occurrence is top tier decision making

I don’t know of anyone who uses any other OS that complain about windows the way Linux users do

When I hear people say that porn is bad for your brain I’m always confused. But then I remember rape and cheater porn are two of the most popular forms of porn.

I’ve been using windows my entire life and have never run into any of the issues Linux users talk about all the time.

I don’t understand how that’s relevant?

We write it how you’d say it. Outside of holidays or days of remembrance we write it how you say it.

For example today is 4/13/25. April 13th 2025. If you say the 13th of April you’re fuckin weird.

FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

Jokes on you! I have vivid dreams of “waking” up, checking my clock, and then panicking so hard because I’m late, that it actually wakes me up just to find out it’s only 2am.

Yeah. I was younger when I did most of them but still very clearly remember them.

I’m giving myself half a point because I’ve used a typewriter but it was just playing around at my grandma’s house.

Gimme them cheeks boy and free my soul I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick away!

You fly until a size 13 boot renders you into a fine paste.

Stupid sexy demons.

It’s not a jar it’s a door silly

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHAREHOLDERS!?!?

Ngl I’d withdraw all my money in hundreds. Draw on them. Then return them to the bank.

I mean they still have a point.

Claiming Israel doing it is fine while helping Ukraine was a really wild thing to do.

Though I still don’t understand why anyone thought Trump would do anything to stop Israel either.