- A. Shit
- B. Goon
- C. Blowjob
- D. Phone
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Cake day: May 23rd, 2025
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I also judge this guy’s dead wife.
aint that just
git
tho? i upload my code on github as a backup and so others can see it?
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL there is a law called Marchetti's Constant. Humans only tolerate commutes of less than ~1 hour. Housing outside that limit will fail.English2·5 days agoTime actually free? Excluding working hours which is 8 and sleeping which is also 8
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed.English4·6 days agoFuck the wire thing too
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafeto Technology@lemmy.world•Chinese researchers suggest lasers and sabotage to counter Musk’s Starlink satellitesEnglish12·6 days agoi bet theres an xkcd for this
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•it's all a bit unbecoming reallyEnglish1·9 days agoI would also support my younger brother
Poor banana
does this also change pussy to penis?
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Out for a hike and found this interesting treeEnglish1·10 days agotrih
why not just make yeast expand for as long as possible? idk anything about cooking pizzas nor yeast