Talk about getting wood.
You’ve got to tag this NSFW, everyone in my office is now furiously masturbating.
She seems nice.
Sure, but when I do this, i end up on a list…
Maybe don’t go after underage trees?
I swear that birch was 18
It’s okay, there is no list anyways, apparently
A treenis
This gave me wood.
How to spot hardwood
I hope the tree consented.
Looks like its trying to move away
i also saw last South Park episode
I see she’s met Donald Trump!
She’s gonna take that home with her isn’t she?
I wood…
If she saws it off the tree it will get limp and be useless to her
“Tree?? I am no tree, I am an…. Wait keep going, oh shit you’re almost there Burrarrum!”
Congrats, you got wood.
Suddenly the Entwives burst in. Treebeard: “I can explain!”
Well hello there Mr. tree!
Wonder if you have to sweet talk the tree before easing yourself down on him
