The Golden Path!

Horizon: Zero Dawn. Such a haunting, beautiful story.

Do you know what happens to a toad joke when it’s struck by lightning?

Oodelally oodelally!

“Open sounds” (which, I assume, refers to continuants) and bilabial sounds aren’t mutually exclusive.

When you pronounce the /w/ at the beginning of “one”, your lips round (purse) and touch each other at the corners, but they don’t form a full closure. So, the oral tract is still open, but the articulators (moving mouth parts) are still touching.

This could be reworded as “the middle of your lips don’t touch each other”, but multiple commenters are correct in that your lips absolutely do touch each other when you say “one” in English.

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So, Jacob Gellar?

Blink. Winks are voluntary.

That might not be the best criterion, since that’s basically all that George Carlin did too.

As well as the famous classical epic poem describing a similar-but-agentive event titled “Hey Diddle Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle”

From the last answer, it sounds like they would only need to turn in their SIM card.

Me plugging my monitor into my mobo instead of my graphics card for three years. I thought I had just gotten reeeeally unlucky in the silicon lottery.

c/badlinguistics

Exactly.

“Games journalists”: blame gamers for everything

Gamers: stop consuming their content

“Games journalists”: shocked pikachu face

Nintendo is never getting another cent of my money.

Holy shit this is a quality comment

A post completely misunderstanding Batman on Lemmy? Must be a day that ends in “y”.

This feels more like “10 guy thoughts” than shower thoughts

The first line of Beowulf starts with “Hwat!” in Old English (technically “Hwæt!”), so I finished the line.

Wē Gārdena in geārdagum, þēodcyninga þrym gefrūnon.