But how many lentils per banana fart is that?

Hi, how many miles per gallon does it get?

Can’t have missing testicles 👍

You forgot strawberry flavored septic tank salesman, and that was in 1998, everyone knows that.

Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to write with pencil and paper?

It’s true, I pulled that information from my ass Encyclopedia Britannica.

I’m having trouble understanding this IKEA manual. How many nuts do I have to get before I insert Tab A into Slot B?

Yes, this is the way. Make sure to shit on your couch wife once in a while. Gotta fuzz the fuzz once in a fuzz…

Look here you little empty corn cob, computers don’t need electricity, they can live on hopes and dreams.

Not exactly, not if all the fleshbags talk well defined random nonsense, then Elvis will raise from the dead and the Flying Spaghetti Monster will endorse Michael Jackson for president.

Why yes, I do toast bread in the bathtub, thanks for the recipe!

Couch fucking idiots.

Well, at least one of them, probably more if we knew all the facts…

I get bored sometimes.

Hope the script didn’t give you any trouble.

If you comment out the title screen download section, it’ll install regular Tomb Raider instead.

Debian Linux Script…

TR1X-Debian-3.sh

#!/bin/bash

if [ -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then

    # Simply run the game startup script and exit...
    pushd ./
        cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        ./TR1X.sh
    popd
    exit

else

    # Create temporary download folder
    if [ ! -d /tmp/TR1X-download ]; then
        mkdir /tmp/TR1X-download
    fi

    # Download and extract game engine tarball
    pushd ./
        cd /tmp/TR1X-download
        if [ ! -f TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz ]; then
            wget http://web.archive.org/web/20231122035737if_/https://files.catbox.moe/lc2sqz.gz
            mv lc2sqz.gz TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz
        fi
        if [ ! -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian ]; then
            mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        fi
        pushd ./
            cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
            if [ ! -f TR1X ]; then
                tar -xvf /tmp/TR1X-download/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz
            fi
        popd
    popd

    # Nude Raider Title Screen
    if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
        pushd ./
            cd /tmp/TR1X-download
            wget https://tinyurl.com/nr1xtitle
            mv nr1xtitle titleh.png
            rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/titleh.png
            cp titleh.png ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/titleh.png
        popd
    fi

    pushd ./
        cd /tmp/TR1X-download
        if [ -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
            if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar ]; then
                wget https://tinyurl.com/nuderaid
                mv nuderaid tombraid.rar
            fi
        else
            if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar ]; then
                wget https://tinyurl.com/wombraid
                mv wombraid tombraid.rar
            fi
        fi

        type -P unrar > /dev/null && echo || sudo apt-get install unrar
        unrar x /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar /tmp/TR1X-download

        if [ -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
            7z x /tmp/TR1X-download/nuderaid.iso
        else
            7z x /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.iso
        fi

        cp /tmp/TR1X-download/Data/*.* ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data
        mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/fmv
        cp /tmp/TR1X-download/Fmv/*.* ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/fmv

        if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/music.zip ]; then
            wget https://tinyurl.com/tr1xmusic
            mv tr1xmusic music.zip
        fi
        if [ ! -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/music ]; then
            mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/music
            unzip /tmp/TR1X-download/music.zip -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        fi

    popd

    # Modern TR1X doesn't recognize the original PCX images
    rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/*.pcx

    # Clean temporary files
    if [ -d /tmp/TR1X-download ]; then
        rm -r /tmp/TR1X-download
    fi

    # Generate startup script...
    if [ ! -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then
        rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        echo "#!/bin/bash" > ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        echo "./TR1X" >> ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        chmod 755 ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
    fi

    # Initialize the game...
#    if [ -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then
#        pushd ./
#            cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
#            ./TR1X.sh
#        popd
#    fi

fi

It appears you were looking for Lara Croft in the nude. I think I’ve found what you’re looking for…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NuFK6cLDzT4

Edit: I can provide a build script for that.

While I get your point of the capital H thing, Google’s AI itself decided to put “heat” in quotes all on its own…

I’ll take the computer on the right to the car wash and pressure wash it, then go find an air compressor to quickly dry it out.

Sure it might need a new fan and perhaps hard drive and other mechanical parts, but that looks almost totally salvageable.

Fun fact: Linux can actually run on faulty RAM, if you configure the kernel to just avoid the bad RAM regions.

I guess Tesla missed that memo then…

Instructions unclear, boofs the egg…

Happy Rabbit Egg Day!

That’s a surprise…