You just reminded me I have the first version of that game around somewhere, I might dig it back out one of these days soon.

Save the machine state after you get it booted up and configured. Host+T

LOL!

That randomly reminds me of a random post I saw on that other site years ago, goes something like this…

‘Get 4 pigs, and paint them with numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5. Then let them loose in Walmart, and after they catch those 4, sit back and watch them look for #4…’

We’re going to have to balance your engine then, so we’re gonna have to remove piston #3 and #6 so it runs sorta smooth.

Good luck 🤞

Amateur, real men drink Tabasco Sauce!

/s

For real though, 49 views in ~6 hours?!

I know right?! You could fit your entire wallet in there, and they’d never guess the password!

Don’t ask how I know this, I don’t have any trucknuts…

I was the weirdo that could change a filter with my left hand, while eating my lunch sandwich with my right hand totally clean.

There were still oddball incidents though, like magnetic oil plugs getting stuck magnetically and spraying my face with hot oil :(

🐸

It appears that cylinder 3 is now locked up, but we can have a couple helpers push your car out. Put it in neutral Karen…

Me as the pit dude, like your oil drain plug is missing, you have no oil, how the fuck did you make it here?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a what in the holy fuck is that?!!!

Well thank goodness I’m not a patient…

Well that’s allwhite…

That mold growing on last month’s leftovers in the back of the fridge would like to have a word…

We’re also not supposed to have a felon for president in the first place, he shouldn’t have been eligible to even run for office. But here we are, guess you poll workers didn’t protest that either huh?

You can’t sit and blame people that didn’t vote when the poll workers fucking allowed it to happen.

Well riddle me this…

Since I haven’t had an opportunity to even go through the process of voting, despite trying, waiting for ~2 hours, only to close at 8pm and officers ordered everyone still waiting to leave, I have no experience with the actual process of voting.

So how does the process actually work? From my understanding, unless I’m mistaken, don’t people get to vote on numerous positions at once, not just the president?

Like, I’d be looking at the options and be wondering who half or more of the candidates even are, and also not even being sure exactly what the nature of their job is in the bigger picture, not knowing a damn thing about them to make any educated decision.

Also, from my understanding, in my state, if you vote Democrat, you have to vote all Democrats, and if you vote Republican, you have to vote all Republicans. Like what the hell do names and campaign goals even mean if you don’t have the option to vote Democrat for one office, but might actually like the campaign goals of a Republican for another office?

It’s like what the hell do names even matter, if I’m a registered Democrat voter (which I am), then shouldn’t they already know how I’d vote anyways?

If I’m mistaken on any of this, by all means please let me know. Please be willing to educate inexperienced people as to how the voting process even works before giving them shit for not voting after trying, only for everyone still waiting to get sent home.

When the poll workers go home and lock up, what am I supposed to do, break in and turn the machines back on?

The poll workers should have protested, the potential voters couldn’t do shit.

Um, wasn’t that largely Biden’s administration?

I didn’t have TV from 2016 to 2019.

I didn’t have Internet from 2016 to 2021.

Nope. I was effectively completely off grid from 2016 to 2019.