- Fuck this bolt is stuck!
- Goddamn I busted my hand again!
- Oh shit, I lost another 10mm socket!
And the list goes on and on…
Just to give a shout out to my boss when I worked as a mechanic, I’d like to say “get the fuckin’ torch. She’s hogged up tighter than a nuns cunt” and also a “she shakes like a sick whore shiting blood”. Lastly, I’ll add “fuck you shit whore fucking cunt”
Duane, you made amazing progress in the world of profanity and you were an amazing mentor.
Thank you.
I think if you work in any mechanical shop this comes with the territory.
Can confirm, curse a lot. Include but not limited:
- this fucking thing sucks
- who design this fucking thing?
- ahh fuck, the fucking nut dropped into the abyss.
- why the fuck do i have to pull off so many fucking thing just to get this fucker out?
- shit shit SHIT.
The list goes on.
Get this piece of shit out of here!
Send that shit!
Fucking piece of shit, which previous mechanic put threadlocker on this bolt!?
Ohh wait that’s me. Piece of shit car!
LOL, I’ve actually used thread locker before on my past vehicles, and still never had as much issue as trying to loosen and remove nuts and bolts from someone else’s neglected vehicle… ☹️
Loosen isn’t an issue, it’s when i want to spin it out with my hand because there’s no clearance for tools or socket or ratchet and i have to spin it little by little with a spanner that i wish i anti-seize it instead, yet it’s the bolt/nut i wouldn’t want it to break loose while the vehicle is operating, so all i can do is bitch and whine while doing the work. But then it’s way better than a rusted bolt lol
Playing the 10 mil game.
Not a mechanic, but I work from home and my wife gauges how busy I am by the intensity and frequency of the swearing. Post checks out.
my cousin, who conveniently lives next door to me has been a mechanic for probably 30+ years and i can confirm excessive amounts of cursing being involved in any car maintenance.
Literally why I didn’t want to change my car headlight yesterday, also can confirm it was a bitch and bit my knuckle and received choice verbage.
ITT: I learn that despite never even attempting to fix a car ever in my life, I’m a natural mechanic.
I’ve got plenty enough
hoursyears under both fields to confidently admit, cursing comes with basically any field of repair.I worked on computers for years and I can confirm that fixing software and I can confirm many vulgar epithets coming out of my mouth.
