I know men must look at this and think “wtf is a vaginal spa?”, but I would like to say that as a woman I don’t know wtf it is either
As a fellow woman I have no idea either. I just feel like Gwyneth Paltrow is involved SOMEHOW by default.
You’re so lucky to be able to have yours be portable. 😞 The only penile spas I’ve ever seen are permanently installed in a wall. No clue how they work either.
Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?
FOR GLORY!
My guess is some kind of douche product marketed as a vaginal spa instead of as a douche
I’m not going to bother searching to confirm, but I’m pretty sure it’s a steam generator that you sit on. I don’t know why you’d want that.
I don’t know why everyone is so clueless. Women are carrying these things around with them everywhere.
What’s your favourite vagina tea? I’m partial to Lady Grey or Red Bush.
wow. good find, thank you.
so… how is steam good for the vaginal ecosystem? seems like that would support bacterial growth, i guess? Hopefully the kind of organisms you want, and not just… yeast
Fungal growth too
I don’t know anyone dumb enough to find out. That is viscerally unpleasant to imagine doing. It’s some of the most sensitive tissue on your body and you’re supposed to sit directly over water that was boiling a few minutes ago?
If I wanted that, I’d use the hand-held shower head.
I can’t work out, how kinder eggs can’t have toys inside them in the US, in case some kid scarfs the whole thing in one go, but a product that could cause serious scalding by not following the steps exactly, especially to such sensitive skin could possibly be ok?
I think even if following the steps exactly there could still be burns. “a few minutes” is ambiguous and could be technically satisfied after just 3 minutes.
Ioh god! magine burning your vagina with steam?!
This is hilarious.
To me it’s not so much about what it is, but rather why would anyone buy it? Showers are free, and probably less embarrassing to have and use.
never used
box looks more beat up than a fed ex delivery
Riiiiight.
if you think her box looks beat to hell you should see her vagina.
…you should see her vagina.
No thanks. I’d imagine roast beef looks more appealing.
“Clam bake” would have been a better name
Knock-offs include: Steamed Clams and the Albany-exclusive Steamed Hams.
It wasn’t actually Hemingway. Versions of the story can be found from 1906 when Hemingway was 7, and there is apparently no mention of a connection between him and the story before the 1990s.
Him and what story? Anyone interested in elucidating?
For sale: baby shoes, never worn
It’s a famous “six-word story” that is usually attributed to Ernest Hemingway. This meme’s framing is a reference/parody of it.
baby shoes, never worn?
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Finally, something to make camping trips interesting again!!!
“For a relaxed vagina, on the go!”
That box is almost as used as OPs mom
Maybe not a novel, but probably an airport paperback.
