Half to a quarter of feces is composed of bacteria, most of the rest is water.

I was gonna say, we already have the answer.

Unanimous?! Makes you wonder what they know that we might not.

Nah. I built the onboarding (IT working with HR) at my last two jobs. It’s a complex mess, very hard to get right, non-stop tweaking.

Told the dude that hired me today what a dream Lowe’s onboarding was. “Yeah. It was a clusterfuck a few years ago, they refined it down.” They went from 100 redundant questions on the app to 2. (It had been a stupid personality profile trap.)

Can’t speak to other places, but their managers are held to turnover metrics (I’m told). Hiring dumb assess and they keep leaving or getting fired, that’s on you. I like that idea. We shall see how it goes!

Me too, and that’s why I just signed onto to Lowe’s for a 75% pay cut. The onboarding process was a dream. I know, I built the onboarding at my last two jobs.

Done with all the bullshit. Dude wants 60 bags of mulch in his truck? I’m on it.

Liberals: Tax it!

Also Liberals: What about the poor people!

Lemmy tends to think everything is free, has no clue about real-world costs.

Just NOW swapped a failed micro cord, charging only. Never had USB-C fail me. Not that it can’t, but it’s always been far more reliable.

Old cable guy here. The cost is in laying the lines. That cost is astronomical. AT&T did the math, said, “Fuck it. Not worth it.”

Call 'em evil, but they’re not stupid.

Anyone notice Trump clearly didn’t write that, because it’s clearly written? Remember how bugfuck he was getting over the last year and how we rarely see that anymore?

Just how bugfuck is he now and who’s controlling him?

Cells.

Incels.

Cells, interlinked.

Excel.

Within cells, interlinked.

Incels.

Fuck me lemmy.

LOL my god, it’s really that in-your-face blatant?!

Fuck me I hate those things. Straight to the trash.

My own post:

Next time you want to bitch about everything Trump taking legal years:

My case is about 5 years old now, I have been going through the legal process the whole time I’ve been working on this. I have finally been found guilty and sentenced, and I’m going away next month.

Next time you want to bitch about everything Trump taking legal years:

My case is about 5 years old now, I have been going through the legal process the whole time I’ve been working on this. I have finally been found guilty and sentenced, and I’m going away next month.

In other news, legal insurance is about $26/mo. Arm yourself. (And it’s not just for suing people or defending criminal charges. Having a legal opinion a phone call away, or a letter written, can be life changing.)

You fuck one sheep…

LOL, just commented it was 10G out of Rod Stewart in my childhood.

70s elementary school: Rod Stewart having 10 gallons of sperm pumped out of his stomach.

In Tombstone, when Wyatt threatens to turn that dude’s head into a canoe? I saw that exact pic on rotten.com. Looked like: U

For the heat and electricity, it’s stunning how much compute I get from my somewhat modern gear vs. my 40U rack of 10-years ago.