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“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Electric Vehicles@slrpnk.net•Honda commits to going out of business by pulling back on EVs as sales rise712·22 days ago“Going out of business”“Leaving the EV business”
If only they gave him their number.
I prefer The deteriorata.
Touch the staff.
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Android@lemmy.world•Introducing Octopi Launcher - Now in Open Beta!English3·2 months agoDo I need eight arms to use it
I don’t wear ties.
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Electric Vehicles@slrpnk.net•Every fourth Porsche is now electric7·2 months agoSo, if I want an electric one I have to time it just right? Or get three other guys to buy one?
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Linux@programming.dev•Torvalds Frustrated Over "Disgusting" Testing "Turd" DRM Code Landing In Linux 6.1574·2 months agoDirect Rendering Manager, not Digital Rights Management
“Welcome. You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.”
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Normal people probably don't consider themselves normal.5·3 months agoI normally don’t consider myself at all.
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I firmly believe all 3-4 letter acronyms(and initialisms) will eventually be used for evil.4·3 months agoITYM TLAs and FLAs
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I don't want to enhance my productivity2·3 months agoProductivity is for Produce.
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill potholes ?3·3 months agoAsphalt has natural antigravity properties and tends to rise.
thenextguy@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Since Peanuts are legumes that are nut-like, it would be more accurate if they were named Nutpeas.11·3 months agoYou’re a legume, Charlie Brown.
Alma Cogan was a popular singer who had died recently when this was written. So kind of a ‘too soon?’ thing.