I thought this was a kiwi.
I thought it was a penguin.
Someone get the holy hand grenade
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Does it have big, sharp, pointy teeth?
Pelican with his mouth open
My phone was sideways, so I saw a bird first and foremost. Maybe a crow. After all, some say the sound of a crow is a cry. Some say the sound of a crown is a lie.
Almost! In fact, the old saying goes “when you lie, you make a crow cry”. Also, that’s a penguin.
I was referencing the lyrics of a song. Just to cover my tracks, I also gotta say pardon my French for the song title.
😶
Did… did it piss all over the place?
That’s typically what thunderstorms do.
I am in the piss area. I can confirm that we were just pissed on.
Nah it’s a bird with a long beak and a yellow belly looking northeast
Would it not be a welcome bunny peeing on all the forest fires?
Has the bunny alert system been notified?