He played it off too. Then he tried to stall T-1000 when he eventually spotted John by saying “hey I think I saw that kid you were looking for.” That’s a homie right there

“I walked into a tart shop and condescended to people who discuss tarts”

Sign was painted, said “Private Property” > But on the back side, it didn’t say nothing

Genius line. It says so much, so simply. God I wish I could write like this man

I don’t know what I expected…

Yeah that’s a crazy out of touch thing to say. That is exactly what every person does at every gas station.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury

Sounds about right

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The functionality of a tablet with the portability of a phone. Seems straightforward and practical to me idk

Mythbusters should definitely be up there somewhere

What could go wrong?

I have all those things, including the addiction. Am I a role model?

No one in history has ever asked “when” a team lost

Being dumb and drunk is not new to humanity