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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News

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    The best part is that while FOX interviewed him about this supposed encounter they used split screen to show scans of his brain lesions from when he was in the hospital. 🤣

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    Then he woke up on sticky sheets.

  • nanometer1625@thelemmy.club
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    He must be Dothraki. He met “the stallion who mounts the world”.

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    Why did he get a platform lol

  • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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    This is not meant to be criticism, but I think this guy has been repressing something for a long time…

    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      His love for horses, Hispanic first names, and human biology?

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    Man wakes up from coma, figures out how to make bank on it.

  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
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    Is he talking about the horse…or the car?

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    Why this is published? Today the more nonsesnse you say, the more chance to go public. Like “God exist” or “I was in Heaven” or “Jesus died and resurected” or “God tell me stories and I write them”.

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    Wait a minute, I spent 20 days in heaven and jesus was a short Chinese guy with glasses who was nervous around women. This guy is lying.

    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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      You are both wrong. My version of Jesus is right. Which means you’re both evil and are going to hell.

  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    Vroom vroom

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    I like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang

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    stay prayed up

    i thought he looked like this

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    🤣

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    deleted by creator

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    '6ft but as tall as eternity’ and a ‘Mustang full of testosterone’

    We routinely get tales of NDEs and the ones that reflect (modern interpretations of) Christian Heaven get a lot of sponsorship, so this is not a novel news story.

    But the above hagiographic and Hegsethian description drives the hypothesis that only imagination and personal bias inform NDE experiences.

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