I dunno, did the other guy dream about universal healthcare in kindergarten? I was too busy coloring outside the lines back then for either.

Could also split them into two factions that have a little war between each other with your town as a battlefield.

I don’t care if my mail is still warm when they put it in my mailbox.

I like to do a fun exercise every time I read something like this.

Swap the word for who you are accusing with some other group. If this make the statement distasteful then the statement is distasteful in it’s orginal form.

The Left like to blame men, the right like to blame immigrants so for example: “it’s a shame immigrants love to commit murder”.

Why is it okay to say men love to murder but not immigrants?

Difference between communists and Nazis is that one of them lost a world war.

I’m not a regular at the doctor’s office yet. Last year I came 10 minutes early and the doctor was on time.

After over a decade of using it exclusively at home and partially at work I still googled how to add users to a group last week.

What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?

Does a new one every few years count?

I’m sick of hearing about it too. A little bit of variety would be nice.