drink for the destination you want, not the one you have

UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip · edit-2 5 days ago

nagaram@piefed.social · 5 days ago

Turns out I am

quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube
disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn’t save me

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

and dick washing didn’t save me

Are you sure you used enough dick? I’ve heard it’s recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution.

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

I thought dilation was key.

FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

I’ll take my girl sweat, please

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago

Missing olive oil right next to horse electrolytes.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Y’all need to hydrate…

rem26_art@fedia.io · 5 days ago

Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space

AdaleiM@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

try the pink C4. it’s way better 😁

Kanda@reddthat.com · 4 days ago

People drink anything else than water unironically?

splendid9583@kbin.earth · 5 days ago

daggermoon@piefed.world · 5 days ago

yummy lysol

Sundray@lemmus.org · 5 days ago

I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.

phar@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

I thought the crystal light was jenkem

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 4 days ago

accurate when upside down

BrickEater@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list?

BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca · 5 days ago

i am a manual laborer peasant and my drinks are the best nc