NYC teenager in hospital after attempting to have sex with his school’s robot
The robot, though manufactured by a sex doll manufacturer, was not designed for sexual interactions. The school, various signs around the robot, and several of the student’s friends warned him it was not designed for sexual interaction. One was reported to have yelled. ‘You gonna shred your dick. Not in a good way.’ Another was heard to shout, ‘You’re going to die, you fucktard.’ However, undaunted, the student was reported to have said, ‘I don’t care if I die. At least I won’t die a virgin,’ and then proceeded with his plan. The student’s parent, when approached for comment, said, ‘God fucking damn it. My boy’s gonna die a virgin, and I’m not getting no grandkids.’
Just looking at that robot I knew somebody was gonna fuck it.
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NYC teenager in hospital after attempting to have sex with his school’s robot
The robot, though manufactured by a sex doll manufacturer, was not designed for sexual interactions. The school, various signs around the robot, and several of the student’s friends warned him it was not designed for sexual interaction. One was reported to have yelled. ‘You gonna shred your dick. Not in a good way.’ Another was heard to shout, ‘You’re going to die, you fucktard.’ However, undaunted, the student was reported to have said, ‘I don’t care if I die. At least I won’t die a virgin,’ and then proceeded with his plan. The student’s parent, when approached for comment, said, ‘God fucking damn it. My boy’s gonna die a virgin, and I’m not getting no grandkids.’