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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though

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Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You’ll always be third to a horse girl after the horse and her daddy’s money.

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      Horse then Dog… then maybe you can hope for third if you are useful that day…

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      Hey now, some of them earned their own way.

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        These are old

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          Huh?

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            Those who earned a fortune to buy a horse are old, like 25 or even older

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              25 is old??? Dude there’s an island you should check out, you’d love it there

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                Leonardo DiCaprio island or what

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              So?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You mean a girl into horses.

    I mean a girl who is half-horse.

    We are not the same.

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      That horse has two front-facing eyes. If you see it, run. It is a predator.

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      Hey, Doctorow, I found the reverse centaur you were going on about

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      Live action Bojack Horseman is coming along nicely

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      Is this what bronies want?

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        You don’t want to know what bronies want.

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      TIHI

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      Siigh, umamusume live action? No no, this is MY bad for not expecting it, should’ve seen it MILES coming… 🫩

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      an apple a day

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        Apple a day. I thought of this.

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      I thought it was about “forced” pony play. 🤷‍♂️

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      deleted by creator

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        deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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    This is missing a lot of points in both categories

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      Yeah. Like, they already own a riding crop.

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    I forget where, but I heard somewhere “the average horse girl’s ass looks like two bowling balls in a plastic shopping bag”

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      I’m trying to picture this. However all I can imagine is their ass skin being torn to shreds as two chunks of solid ass meat bang loudly on the floor.

      Not sure that is exactly what this means.

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        No, you got it

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    I’ve been with one horse girl. Sheeeee was kinda insane, looking back on it.

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      They usually are, even more so the wealthy ones.

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    Free oats!? Sign me up!

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    "Can you ever really OWN a horse? :) "

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    no. that’s a cohorse girl.

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    https://youtube.com/shorts/WhIzdU5Om3E

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    i like riding horses though

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    ? why am i getting shot? i am not a horse!

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