“If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists?”
– a professional racist
Yes, NICE will kick down your door in the middle of the night bearing baklava and armed with shish kebabs. It will be a real PITA for Anglo-Americans and terror will reign among hummous.
… I want shawarma and baklava…
Try eating baklava while wearing a balaclava
Now my face is all sticky…
I don’t know about WASPs, but Greek Americans might pick fights about what a proper baklava is. Call it inter-communal tensions if you will.
DEMS IN DISARRAY
Got me daydreaming about a career as a NICE agent, cruising around an unmarked luxury SUV with a ski mask on just giving people rides and passing out snacks
Here you go! No ski mask in summer though
The ski mask is a big part of the appeal, I’m kinda shy
* knock knock *
Our comprehensive surveillance indicates you are having a Bad Time. I hope this dish of stuffed grape leaves and olives help make things a little better.
Oh my god you just made me realize how much my life has been lacking kebabs and baklava lately.
The middle east of the night
An Arabian night?
Yummmm, is that a list we can put ourselves on? Can we make it nationwide, take all that ice funding, rather than just Michigan?
I just want kebab now 😭
That sounds amazing.
If I leave the door open can they not break anything? I’m usually still up in the middle of the night, we can have a little impromptu party!
“If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists?”
She’s so close. Just think a moment more on that. Why do you think God took power away from you?
Oh man, I could use a shawarma right about now
Forgive me, I know El-Sayed’s victory over Mike Rogers in Michigan has been extremely difficult for Islamophobes and anti-Arab racists to come to terms with, particularly since it comes hot on the heels of Zohran Mamdani’s Muslim takeover of New York. So I would like to send everyone mourning the midterms my thoughts and sharia prayers.
Poor old Loomer, in particular, seems in need of prayers at this time; she is having a very public crisis of faith.
Mhhhh, tasty 😋
