Volvo 960 for all the people who aren’t wondering
When I die, spray my remains over the crowd.
Homey wants his wake at a GWAR show
I dont remember that Simpsons episode
Really needs to be built into a crematorium, but keep it behind a curtain so you can surprise everybody
I’d rather be shredded, composted, and used to feed some trees, than be pumped full of chemicals and shoved in a box, or spend a few million BTU of fuel just so I can be turned into pollution.
muslims are simply buried in dirt. Pretty good and clean way if you ask me.
I want to be cremated and my ashes buried under a tree, with the tree being the grave marker.
Going into the parking lot at work the other day there was a hearse in front of me with a baby on board bumpper stickier.
Oooof I’m sure it wasn’t meant that way, but that is exceptionally dark.
Must be in Fargo
I’m not fussed about what happens to my body when I die. Surely, that’ll be my killer’s problem?
Funeral car in the upcoming woke (affectionate) Cars 4 movie be like “my pronouns are she/hearse”
I want to be Trebuchet’d into the ocean when I die.
Human composting is an option in some locations
I want to be composted and then my bones given to my loved ones to do whatever they want with like articulate or turn into wind chimes or jewelry or whatever they’ll use.
Mulch and fertilize.
Nah. Compost me or stick me in a mushroom suit.
would make for an intersting camper conversion
My parents once seriously considered this lol
Ah yes, the Richard Crafts Special…
