Needs more eyes
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Except the langoliers.
They actually moved to next Thursday FYI
Loved that story. What if Pac-Man, Meatwad, and the concept of Oblivion spawned a race of monsters?
Wtf that sounds amazing
It’s a weird one with kinda a stupid plot, but that’s kinda where Stephen King shines somehow. It’s from a collection of 4 novella called “4 past midnight”.
It also includes The Sun Dog, which has possibly the dumbest plot of any horror story ever, but I still somehow enjoy. It’s about a haunted Polaroid camera that no matter how it’s used shows a picture of a mean-looking dog that begins to turn towards the camera with each new frame taken.
I don’t know how King does it. His characters tend to be shallow and his plots idiotic, but they’re great reads.
And the defectors
Damn those overcooked space meatballs!
Chomp chomp chomp chomp
c/internetfuneral material
Love internetfuneral vibes, forgot we had one here.
You really can find anything in the Backrooms.
You can never go home again, Venkman, but I guess you can shop there.
You know how long it’s been since I seen that movie?
10 YEARS!!!
I know it’s a reference, but it’s been about that long since I saw before last weeks re-watch and, holy shit, it does really hold up quite well.
George Armitage, or someone, really knows how to film comedy… gonna see what else he’s done.
Also Joanne Cusack was not enough stuff at all, but she did reach some insane heights in the Addams Family.
“You sing a lot about the past
You always sing about the past
You kind of live in the past, you know?”
And I say to him, “I can go outside and pick up a rock that’s older than the oldest song you know And bring it back here and drop it on your foot”
Now the past didn’t go anywhere, did it?
It’s right here, right now
I always thought that anybody who told me I couldn’t live in the past was trying to get me to forget something that if I remembered it would get ‘em in serious troubleNoone? Excellent! How do I proceed?
You did already. You’re not there
Seems very zen in a misty darkness kind of way.
Your blocked
From who?
From everyone
You can go back … but no matter what you do … it still creates the exact same results … over and over and over again.
Nice, so I can go back to that weekend with OP’s mom over and over again. Like the good one, when it was still exciting, not like last weekend where she got tired after seven orgasms.
Thats cool. I just want to go back and enjoy that one time KFC wasnt shit.
I would happily relive my worst mistakes over and over again just to avoid living in 2026
Pretty sure youre in the majority. Who the hell would want to live in 2026 instead of 1990 (long as youre not gay or a minority ofc…)
The trick is finding others to return with you that want the same thing.
