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minus-squareMuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 days agoI, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoAs CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently? Keep your answer under 5 minutes
minus-squareozoned@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoI’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.
minus-squareMuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days ago Get rid of the Cyberduck Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff. E-muscle car.
minus-squareLandless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoAdd LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.
minus-squareozoned@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoToo expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoI’d vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it’s a long, uphill drive from where they’re at now.
I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?
Keep your answer under 5 minutes
I’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.
You’re hired
Get rid of the Cyberduck
Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.
E-muscle car.
Add LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.
Too expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!
I’d vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it’s a long, uphill drive from where they’re at now.