Or do this and save a few bucks.
One day out of the blue, I received a text message, “Dude… I just received my 13lb block of cheese!!”No idea who sent it. Wasn’t even an area code I recognized. But 10 years later, my wife and I still reference it. That one text has taken top-tier residence in my brain, and the person who sent it didn’t need to go to the store to buy watermelons or go out at night making deliveries.
Did you at least send “Nice.” back? That’s an impressive amount of cheese.
Maybe in 2012 grocery prices buddy. Not now.
“Oh look, somebody on drugs left a watermelon on my porch”
People who are up at 3 am underestimate the experiential variety of people on a regular schedule.
Wasn’t there some copypasta about someone leaving a pineapple on their bully’s step and driving them mad
That’s a How I Met Your Mother plotline
Idk what that is, but I found the one I was talking about https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/9te2pd/anons_antibullying_pineapples/
