• HollowNaught@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    The most op power in my eyes is super speed. You basically get infinite, on demand mass, strength and endurance, and can (assuming you can go really fast) time travel

    That being said, the only super power I’d ever want is the ability to create fast-acting hormones of my choosing, with my nails acting as syringes when willed to be able to inject or secrete them

    AKA Emporio Ivankov

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Attractive female, attractive male, invisibility

    I’m the most beautiful creature on earth, and only I decide who gets the privilege of knowing it

  • ogler@lemmynsfw.com
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    4 days ago

    teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don’t even remember my name or how long I’ve been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter

  • Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
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    4 days ago

    I feel ‘Magic’ is able to cover a lot of these…

    Anyway

    Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.

    I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.

  • Tedesche@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.

    Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.