How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I’m not gay!?
In my case, at least one
Like one girl cock I think
Phew I’m straight then.

Like one girl cock I think
This isn’t an impossible thing to do nowadays.
If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?
One more, Tim.
One more.
Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.
Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: literally gay
Tim is getting married at ~22?
Is that strange where you are from?
Yeah, I’d say so. At 22 the human brain isn’t even fully developed. Tim and his wife are children acting out some theatrics inculcated by their (almost always) religious community. Then again, I live in an American state that embraces education and critical thinking, so my assumption is ol Tim is from Utah, or some other regressive theocratic place where they’d rather nip autonomy in the bud and tether young people to a prescribed way of life that hasn’t otherwise existed outside of these antideluvian pockets for the last 70 years.
But I’m probably reading too much into it.
This reads like a 16 year old posting a pseudo intellectual argument so they can feel smart.
In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other





