When she becomes your wife, make sure to throw in some cheese and salami. Wives can have a little salami once in a while.
You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese
, as a treat.
Provide them with a whole adult lunchable for best results
Sometimes they react the best when I mix a little wet and dry food.
Ben and Jerry got you covered with the premade stuff.
Both, honey, both!!
Please take her on walks later to prevent potential health issues, though!
Mine is very picky, she prefers the wet food. I am able to feed her some pellets from time to time, but only the high quality stuff.
Yes but she prefers her pellets to be frozen. It might just be the cold she likes.
You should try and take away her blanket while she’s sleeping, she’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness!
I prefer living. All 4 girls in my house are very particular about blankets and which one belongs to them.
I want to thank you for this meme.
I’ve shared it with my girlfriend and friend group, so this may be the last comment I ever make.
I like to live dangerously. Hasn’t burned me ye-
And he was never heard from again.
Dips on this guys liver.
I don’t get the title, could you explain it? Are there chocolates where chocolate isn’t first in the ingredient list?
Ha, it’s just a continuation of the pet food joke. Common advice to pet owners is to check the first ingredient in their pet’s food to make sure it’s what is being advertised and not mostly filler.
Liquid food, straight from the source.
What you all think? Upvote me if you think it’s misogynistic and downvote me if you think it’s just a joke.
Queer woman here. It’s not misogynistic, it’s relatable.
Just last week I snuck a bunch of peanut butter cups into the front pocket of my gf’s bag before she left my place. So I guess my answer would be pellets.
I had a report that it was, so I wanted to check if people were feeling that way and I didn’t realize. The admin handled it as not misogynistic and it seems they were correct.
Showed it to the wife, she said: hands down the wet food. So you all good. Also not all instances allow downvotes making the kind of voting difficult.
That’s a good point about the instances, not sure how to fix that.
ETA: People still found a way to strongly downvote, lol.
