Don’t knock on poop’s door and be mad when poop’s home
Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.
Don’t lie to people it’s impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair.
My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?
There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the “natural lubrication” shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms.
You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?
That depends… did you like it?
It’s whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
Bro forgot the sex blanket
How did he do that with his one inch weenie?
Its not about the wand, its about the wizard
